Covids been a b*tch these last 2 years and at some point, most of us have been in lockdowns, quarantine and isolation. Instead of thinking of all the bad that’s happened, let’s share some funny stories to help me get through another bout of isolation!
Dear Quarantine/isolation diary,
Have you ever wondered what 15 mtrs of alfoil looks like rolling down your hallway? No? Me either. I guess my toddler needed to know though 😩
Share away and have a laugh!
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My fridge died while in quarantine. It’s just me and my disabled son. I had to move the old fridge myself and instal the new fridge myself. It took me all day, moving those fridges without any equipment. Just the cardboard packaging to act as a slider. At one point I got the fridge stuck, so we couldn’t access the toilet, unless you went out the back door, through the gate and in the front door.
I got that shit done though, and those fridges moved and I’m still bragging about it!
By the way I’m all of 5ft 1, so tiny 🤣
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Dear Quarantine Diary...
How I miss my lockdowns!! Fucking hell the shops are busy and nobody cares about social distancing anymore.
People have touchy feelies and i feel like telling them i have a raging case of genital herpes all over my hands to keep them away from my foiliness!
I am struggling, honestly. Amazon has AMAZING massagers but Auspost is failing to deliver.
Maybe uber will pick up the slack and deliver packages soon????
Yesterday I was feeling kind of sad at how grown up and mature my 14 year old son had gotten in what seems like such a short space of time. In literally the next minute I witnessed him spill plum sauce on the crotch of his shorts, put his hand down his pants and pull the shorts up to his mouth so he could lick it off 😂
It was such an out of place moment, it made me laugh so hard.